Pozdravljajem z dnjom dezich, schelajem tzschastije i bogatstvo.

Fix und Fax, Flax und Kruemel

Ich liebe Schokolade, und jeder bekommt von mir welche ab.

I herewith would like to complain about your
noisy guitar playing. I am already 63 years old now and need some hour sleep.
And don't you eat that yellow snow.